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Posted by: Varadinum 1 year, 4 months ago

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Male students at a US university called police after a young woman walked into their house and started masturbating.Male students call police when young woman starts masturbating for themThe woman went into a Michigan University frat house and began to masturbate on a couch, reports the Michigan Daily.Fraternity president Dan Nye said fraternity me

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mbkijb1 year, 4 months ago

wow.
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Dionys1 year, 4 months ago

I don't get it..
Was she really ugly, or was it a homosexual fraternity?
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  joeeddie1 year, 4 months ago
  
  I smell something fishy here.
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  Varadinum1 year, 4 months ago
  
  Maybe just drunk :)
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PilotSmall1 year, 4 months ago

Video at 11?
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Harbeas1 year, 4 months ago

So the frat boys waited a half hour before calling the police? I would have given her at least 45 minutes!
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  paidtolaugh1 year, 4 months ago
  
  They probably only needed about 30 seconds, and they were done.
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    Tenric1 year, 4 months ago
    
    LOL that's prolly true. "This is awesome!".... "Okay someone get her out of here."
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NelsonR1 year, 4 months ago

Things would have been different in my era. Do not blog and say that was in the dark ages either.
Is gay the norm anymore. Calling the cops??????????
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  ThirdHerd1 year, 3 months ago
  
  In your era, in the dark ages it wouldn't have happened, Women were prim, prissy and proper back then.
  Damnit, why didn't anyone call me. I could have handled the situation with quiet decorum.
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1basque11 year, 4 months ago

Give me a few more minutes....
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protoham1 year, 4 months ago

An Hour?? While talking on the cell phone?? To Funny!!
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dandt16121 year, 4 months ago

Disgusting!!!
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1basque11 year, 4 months ago

Yep, I heard you...Errr, I'm glad I didn't SEE you...
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madmaxine1 year, 4 months ago

I applaud these young men for behaving themselves in a difficult situation. I know allot of guys that would have taken advantage of that situation. I hope that girl gets the help she needs.
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  BoxMonkey1 year, 4 months ago
  
  I got some help for her , Right here Baby .
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Truzseeker1 year, 4 months ago

Catagory is "Love and Personals" (LMAO) (hehehehehe) funny, very funny !
I guess something like this could be taken personally, but I don't think love is involved, maybe lust.
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  Beau78901 year, 4 months ago
  
  Maybe it should have been posted under "Do No Evil"?
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    ConquerorWyrm1 year, 4 months ago
    
    sounds like no 'evil' was done, 'cept'in by that one boy who called the police...
    I wonder how much he regrets that now...
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kwsoonerdoc11 year, 4 months ago

She must have been ugly. What a gay fraternity!
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aceofspades11 year, 4 months ago

I think they called the detectives rather than patrolmen because it sounds like they needed a few dicks
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  AnvilHead1 year, 4 months ago
  
  At least one because they were clearly doing without one.
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BillieMaxer1 year, 4 months ago

I think if she was really ugly the guys would have called the cops right away.Giving her 30 minutes tells me they had a good time while they were eating.
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ADAGUY1 year, 4 months ago

Hey, she came by my house after she left the frat, and she stuck around here for the rest of the day. For those of you who were wondering, she looks a lot like the April centerfold in Playboy.
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  ecotourusa1 year, 3 months ago
  
  very cool dude!
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natashas1 year, 4 months ago

This is to funny!
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kctrixter1 year, 4 months ago

what ever bet she lost it must have been a doozy
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vidman041 year, 4 months ago

Sure that wasn't Rosie O'Donkey? She may have been in a donut-glazed haze and thought she was on "The View"...
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Pisces841 year, 4 months ago

Ok, STOP with all the homosexual and Rosie jokes.
The point is this: if it were a man who did this in a sorority house, he would be called a rapist, a pervert, and disgusting and arrested for indecent exposure
so now the situation is reverse it is ok for her to do this and the guys were gay for calling the cops? If she had falsely accused them of rape, all hell would have broken out.
The End: The boys did the right thing.
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  Tenric1 year, 4 months ago
  
  Um, yes it would be awesome if a hot woman came in my house and started topping the muffin. An ugly girl? No way! Sorry, guy law trumps your so called "logic", Spock.
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natashas1 year, 4 months ago

I think this is funny because they stopped to talk to her to see if she was ok. They watched and talked to her masturbaiting while waiting for the police. I think those men will be ok, lol!
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tkmoore1 year, 4 months ago

Man, I am so attending the wrong university.
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ConquerorWyrm1 year, 4 months ago

Them boys must not have been right in the head...simple, if ya know what I mean...
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ballbuster21 year, 3 months ago

maybe she stink like ROTTEN FISH. if so the police was the correct why to get rid of her.
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ecotourusa1 year, 3 months ago

oh, please...where is your sense of humor? you couldn't write a better script! this is good material! and I am certain those dudes will get allot of mileage out of that scenario!
calling the cops, though...come on...that was the best they could do? (pathetic)
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